This chapter begins with Stephen’s ruminations about the diversity among sea officers – the peers and the ones that came in through the hawsehole (like Pullings, for instance) – the purely ignorant and the classical scholars – the fabulously wealthy and those subsisting on half-pay — as well as a recognition of the common trait that bound them all together: they were all physically marked by their service, either with scars or the marks of strain found among those who had spent much of their youth vacillating between endless hours in the vastness of the ocean, or fraught minutes under fire.
Stephen also thinks about their wives — how very far outside their class they found themselves once they’d married into the service. I was reminded of poor Hornblower’s first wife, Maria, who had met him while he was living on half-pay and playing whist for supper-money. Her mother rented out rooms, and Maria herself taught the local kids basic math and reading for a penny a lesson. Stephen ends his thoughts with something once expressed less elegantly by a member of the Jackson Gang, Tector Crites, in the movie ‘The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean’: There is nothing worse than a harlot turned respectable. And there are plenty of that ilk there now wearing pink muslin and wedding rings.
We’re at the Admiral’s ball, of course — packed full of sea officers and their wives. And Diana, who graces the ball with her elegant presence, gowned in blue lute-string and sporting her extremely respectable riviere of diamonds. Stephen’s complement ”…the black band about your thorax is a stroke of genius” is hilarious, and even more so because Diana accepts it as a genuine compliment.



From his position among the potted plants


Stephen observes the men, the women, and the jewels — I really love the diversity here, from a cheap garnet pendant to ‘thumping great’ emeralds and a set of rubies capable of building and provisioning a 32 gun frigate.




The ball goes badly for Jack at first — he finds out that Sophie has been going to balls back home and dancing, too, and Diana notices him standing by a pillar “looking like the Last Judgement”. The ball swirls around him, until he overhears himself being referred to as ‘handsome’ by probably the least appropriate woman there, Miss Amanda Smith. Apparently, Diana knows of this young woman (though she’s thirty, at least) and disapproves of her. I view her as something of what my mother-in-law always referred to as a ‘heifer’ — brash, barely socially acceptable, sexually froward, and gauche. Diana doesn’t think much of her — “…seducing poor Aubrey is like taking pennies from a blind man’s hat…” – knew her back in India when “she came out with the fishing-fleet…”, meaning young women on the catch for a husband or a nabob. Apparently Amanda didn’t take, because the Army is pretty cautious when it comes down to actually marrying ones flirt. And now she’s focused on the Navy — and Jack in particular. And she gets him, too. She’s perfectly fine with hearing Jack rehash the adventures of the last two books, and we get a bit of a hint as to her unstability via an encounter with an unassuming toad. Jack should have known better, but he wakes up the next morning in her ‘predictable bed’, and the ensuing retreat is somewhere between comical and farce. Miss Smith references the romance between Nelson and Lady Hamilton more than once over the course of this chapter. Its was a famous scandal in its day: https://www.rmg.co.uk/stories/topics/emma-hamilton-lord-nelson

The next morning, the farce continues with Jack trying to sneak back into the room he shares with Stephen and making such a ruckus that Stephen could not realistically allow him to go undetected. But things are looking up — Jack has a message from the post office, and rushes (after a quick wash to remove Miss Smith’s rouge from his face) to get his expected letter from Sophie. He hasn’t heard from her in over a year. Sophie is full of news — George has been breeched, and the ‘turnip-headed’ twin girls are now learning deportment and French. And there is a note of warning — Kimber the ‘mining engineer’ who has contracts to convert Jack’s led dross into silver via a patented secret method, is demanding more and more money. And in between the news of Sophie at home and Kimber probably cheating Jack out of everything he owns, Stephen is admitting that “….often men do not see what they do not wish to see…” He speaks of evidence of a physical condition (very likely Diana’s pregnancy) that he has noticed, but not acknowledged until it had become too obvious to ignore. ”Gnosce teipsum (know thyself) is very well, but how to come to it? We are fallible creatures, Jack, and adept at self deception.”
We are left with these worries – Jack’s fortune being drained away by a fraudster, and his reputation clawed to pieces by a young woman without a discreet bone in her body. He’s already regretting his indiscretion at the ball. And finds himself wishing that Nelson had never met Lady Hamilton.
But events are moving along — The packet Diligence comes in from England and anchors next to HMS Nova Scotia, and both Jack and Stephen are eager to be aboard either one of them. They’re waiting for Captain Broke’s dispatch about the battle between the Chesapeake and the Shannon, which has hung fire between Broke’s injuries and the too-nice deference of his senior officer. However, Diana comes to visit and brings the double news that 1. Broke’s dispatches have been written up by Capten Capel and the Commissioner, and so the packet and HMS Nova Scotia will be bound for England within the next few days. and 2. Amanda Smith had overturned her dogcart and was sitting in a ditch with a torn petticoat and hysterics.


Jack is overjoyed at the first news, and not too worried about the second. In fact, he makes immediate plans to secure berths on the packet. Stephen and Diana are left alone, and immediately Stephen broaches the idea of walking over to the presbytery and having Father Costello marry them. What follows is painful — Diana confesses that she believes herself to be pregnant, and will not marry any man while pregnant with another man’s child. Stephen declares his undying affection, but she gives him such a “…sad, disillusioned smile…” that he can’t bear it. He walks away, puts on the concealing blue spectacles, and lights a cigar. He hits her with the argument that it is simply awful to be an acknowledged bastard. Stephen should know — he’s one himself, and knows how cruel the world can be. She begs him for a chemical abortifacient. He reminds her that his oaths and personal convictions will not allow him to prescribe such a thing. He tells her that she must marry him. And she shakes her head ‘no’. And there they sit in misery, until a cheerful young officer brings them the news that the Diligence sails on the next tide but one, and they are directed him to proceed to the man-of-war’s hard with the utmost dispatch.

















































THE SURGEON’S MATE — CHAPTER THREE
The Diligence is a packet ship — a single ship sailing back and forth between ports on a regular schedule, at first chartered by the government to carry mail, and later to carry passengers and various cargoes. https://pennyhampson.co.uk/blog/places/falmouth-and-the-packet-ships/ This is before the rise of the packet lines like Black Ball, so Mr. Dalgleish is the actual owner of the ship. There’s a bit of a disturbance in the force on page one — “…a vessel dark against the light…”, and then another one which is later identified as an American privateer called the Liberty.
Dalgleish is familiar with this ship — knew that she’d be most likely waiting on him, but isn’t too concerned about either him nor his possible partner. Privateers don’t hunt in pairs unless it’s for something of immense value — and a packet isn’t any sort of prize. Dalgleish is confident in his ship’s ability to shake off pursuit — plus he’s armed with ten carronades — 12 pounders. But the Liberty is definitely on their tail — and Jack has a momentary flash of inspiration: Why not lure her down and capture her? But the Diligence is a contract ship, and her owner is a businessman, so Jack’s dreams of “…an action, laid on with cunning, ending with extreme violence…” are put in their place, although he can’t help but like Dalgleish, after all.
Side note: I have an ancestor — a gr gr gr grand-uncle — that was a privateer during this time: https://blogs.lib.unc.edu/ncm/2010/07/01/this_month_july_1813/
He’s buried in Beaufort, NC, and one of the cannons from his ship, the Snapdragon, is mounted on his tomb:
All this vague unease flies past Stephen — he’s still tending to Diana, possibly the worst sailor he has ever known, but the tension slowly increases as the day wears on — Dalgleish has never known Mr. Henry of the Liberty to crack on like this, setting more and more canvas so that you’d think the Diligence was some incredibly valuable Spanish galleon. Taking a packet would be “…a feather in their caps, to be sure, and one in the eye for King George…” But Stephen is watching diving gannets and right whales….
…and so the technical discussions regarding a better, faster arrangement of sails and the chances of shaking off this strange pursuit, though he understands it, are easily thrust into the background, for now.
Below, Diana is still prostrate — drugged with laudanum, she’s exhausted, but no longer actively throwing up and not completely conscious. Nevertheless, he talks to her — tells her about the whales and the pursuing privateers, tells her of the unlikely chance that they may catch up, all in a low voice designed to sooth, rather than alarm. And then Diana, speaking clearly from the depths of her drugged state: “Johnson would do anything, spend anything, to get us back.”
Stephen realizes that she’s probably right — and the strange nature of the pursuit suddenly has a cause — Johnson has hired a pair of privateers to waylay them, reclaim Diana and her stolen jewels, reclaim Stephen for the torturers of the American and French intelligence services, and get payback for the murders of his French associates and theft of intelligence information. This chapter, like the weather as the packet heads more and more to the North, suddenly gets much, much colder.
At dinner they’re not in immediate danger, and Jack has been fiddling with the Diligence’s rigging and sail plan, trying to squeeze every ounce of speed out of her. By evening they’re amongst the boats from Portugal — bankers, also called terranovas. This is one of their dories, plus a link to the Portugese influence:
https://epe.lac-bac.gc.ca/100/205/301/ic/cdc/seeds/seeds/episodes/episode-0503/sidebar.html
There’s quite a long discussion about the Banks — the weather, the Portugese presence there, cod, squid, and caplin, Blue-Noses and Newfoundlanders. For those in need of a spectacularly large rabbit hole in which to dive, try this: https://rgs-ibg.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002/geo2.85
Once birds are mentioned, though Stephen is hooked — by the time the packet manages to gain the cover of the ever-present Grand Banks mist, he’s seen not only murres and dovekies (also known as the lesser Auk), he’s seen a Great Auk — the arctic ‘penguin’ mentioned as being extremely easy to kill by the second mate of the Diligence. I’m glad Stephen got to see a Great Auk — we never shall, because they went extinct in 1844. They’re in order below — a Murre, a Dovekie, and a stuffed Great Auk
They glide through the mist, avoiding the fishermen, acquiring a dish of the best codfish in the world, and Stephen acquires a dead specimen of an Auk, which had been destined to be cut up for bait. Once out of the mist, the schooners are still on their tail — and Mr. Dalgleish is again astounded at their persistence.
They run on — North and East, with the schooners steadily gaining on them all the while. There’s a chance of a storm, they meet up with a fat merchantman seemingly oblivious to the danger — but even though Jack fires a couple of warning shots, he and Dalgleish know that the schooners are only after one prize — them.
The merchantman, still oblivious, passes them by, and the schooners pass her by as well. The only chance Dalgleish sees is to wait until the pair of schooners is within firing range, and then bear up and dart between them, trying for a chance to disable at least one of them. And they do — amid a flurry of carronade and cannon fire, the Liberty loses her foremast and main topmast — and the Diligence is free to proceed unmolested.
After the fight, Stephen goes down to check on Diana and finds her — not green and prostrate — but sitting straight up on the locker, dressed, with a loaded and cocked pistol in each hand, pointed straight at him. She’d heard him speaking of the schooners. She’d known what they were there to do. And she was prepared.
His answer is one reason why I love O’Brien so much — the ferociousness of the moment is completely disarmed with comedy: Stephen admonishes her — “Put those pistols down at once … Do not you know it is very rude to point a pistol at a person you do not mean to kill? For shame, Villiers. Where were you brought up?”